Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri

wanna banana split from steak n shake ?

by chloes-fault May 2, 2022

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.

Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!

by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022

Liquor split

Liquor split

When you lick a woman’s private part..

Would you like a liquor Split

by Being Jake July 2, 2022

knuckle slits

The slits are pair of gloves used after by pregnant woman trying to kill the baby by fisting herself trying to pull the fetus

she had to hide the fact that she kill the fetus by using the knuckle slits

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022