The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

shoot

A euphemism for "shit," often used to express frustration, annoyance, or surprise without using profanity directly. It can serve as a more polite or casual way to reference something undesirable or as a reaction to an unfortunate situation.

I forgot my homework at home, and now I have to face the teacher. Shoot!

by Emotional Cruiser December 15, 2025

shooting rollies

Spreading your legs too far or bending over and showing part of or lack of underwear.
You can also "catch rollies" if they see the act of shooting rollies.

"Oh boy, that girl is shooting rollies."
"I just caught some rollies."
"I'm catching rollies right now."

by Souther Conch terms February 26, 2018

shoot it

to fight or box; this term is not related to shooting a gun

“Don’t keep talking bout her if you not gonna shoot it”
“Yoo they bout to shoot to 60 in the locker room”

by baltimorebred November 28, 2021

shooting star

The sexual act of spreading open ones anus, so that your partner can defecate inside of it.

She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.

by Elishnus July 28, 2016

Shooting Around the Dark

Not to random Guess

Friend: So who committed arson?
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

Egg Shoot

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!

by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007