The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
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by playashit October 7, 2018
Get the roll season mug.That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
by sg1234 October 15, 2018
Get the townie season mug."clearing season" is the second half of the season (cuffing season), after cuff season has ended, you experience a strong desire for simple human contact. "when those single people who — whether by circumstance or choice — did not successfully cuff before the end of the year begin to twitch" according to Vice, thanks to Hannah Ewens and Emma Garland of Vice, the feeling finally has a name.
hey Justin! how's it going with Britney? clearing season is coming up, you nervous?
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change
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When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
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Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!
Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!
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