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S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of

O: our
L: life
school is the wrost thing ever.
by *YEP*Its*TrUE* April 4, 2010
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An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.
by Saints September 18, 2003
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An educational place that people hate because:

1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.
People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.
by Dj gs68 September 22, 2003
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School- Preparation for Hell, AKA, the River Styx. A place where the Greater Demons (Teachers) impregnate in your brain the seeds of doubt, low self-esteem, worthlessness, anxiousness and pure terror. The Lesser Demons (Students) submit you to their evil ways such as manipulation and peer pressure. These Lesser Demons may also convert your mindset by making you realize that you are: Homosexual in some way, have no life, every adult is out to get you, you have no hope for the future, you can't dress.
Momma, today my teacher told me I would amount to nothing at school today, and then my friends said I would flunk out and live life as a half-crazy bum...

Lol
by Caesar Dire April 28, 2008
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Judging by the crap posted on this dictionary, a lot of people need more school. You braindead zombies. Open up a fucking book, read, write, learn math and science, and become a productive and innovative member of society. Otherwise, just drop out of school and jump off a bridge. Otherwise, you will end up draining the world's resources and giving nothing back.

Here's some simple math for ya, kids.

Don't go to school = Be a loser.
by GreatestThinkerEver August 1, 2003
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a place where they make you sit at your desk and monster called teachers live see also jail
not school anything but school
by bob turkey October 28, 2003
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the hell hole ppl call school is a meaning less use of ones time. once u learn sumthing u never see it again. the ppl that run these things actually think we are gonna be rocket scientists or walk around tryna spell big azz words like antidisestablishmentarianism<--- PLZ TELL ME WUT THA FUCK THIZ SHIT IZ (i can't even spell it right)
and i bet if u go up to any adult in the steet or sumthin and ask them to solve-->7a + 29b - q/a.....they will look at u like u CRAAAZY...the really SMART ppl will have a damn calculator.
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then there are those few hell holes that make u wear dress code... last time i checked we had freedom of choise...and i choose to wear whuteva the fuck i want, but noooooooooo....they don took that away too...now we can't express our selves... to me that is real wrong...talkin bout we gon distract folks...man FUCK that SHIT...if u was seriously tryna learn sumthin u will find a way 2 NOT be distracted think about it!
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now tha faculty must have don lost they minds!all they do is worry bout the lil black kids and wut they do! (how bout one of my friends got I.S.S for chewing gum!...wut tha hell?) they try to teach us shit we already kno like drugs and sex...if they ONLY knew how much we know bout that...WUT IZ THA POINT???!!!
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AND p.e they make us run and run and run EARLY in tha mornin when folks STILL tryna get the crust out they eyes...then teachers wanna trun around and ask us why we not doin our work and shit....cause we TIRED.
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just because they wanna get up at 5:00 and 6:00 in the mornin why do we??? wut iz the rush, all we gon do is fall asleep again.
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so all in all school is somethin ur parents think will actually teach u sumthin(usefull)...but it usually don't!

but the few good teachers teach u sumthin u can actually count on to help u survive in tha world
i went to school and lost my mind!!!
by Che' March 1, 2004
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