poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

poop noodles by poopnoodles February 22, 2010

poop tooth 

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.

1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.

poop tooth by ktrane March 2, 2004

Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

Poop Rock by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

poop breath 

when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.

I have to subtley cover my nose when Chrissy talks to me, or I can smell her rancid poop breath.

poop breath by Bourgeois October 9, 2006

poop stick 

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

poop stick by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

Poop Prerogative 

The right to interrupt someone's conversation because something just pooped by you or near you.

Ashley: So I was saying...
Kristin: oh, something just pooped by me. I'm sorry to interrupt. 
Ashley: no it's fine, it's your Poop Prerogative.

Poop Prerogative by daveg365 April 11, 2010

Poop in a Handbag 

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

Poop in a Handbag by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010