After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
by poopnoodles February 22, 2010
by tttrucker4 May 27, 2005
A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.
I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.
by smrtcarJ September 02, 2010
by Drosophila September 02, 2010
After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.
by shenugh April 04, 2009
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
by Juggern00b June 28, 2012