Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
by Bensha Poirot December 04, 2019
When I was sick, I thought taking a shower would make me feel better. Little did I know that I was pressing the AZ-5 button.
by Deepvimal June 14, 2019
The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.
Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
by geniusH August 05, 2006
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
by sir waltifurus IV December 03, 2016