German Math Teacher 

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

German Math Teacher by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

swag math 

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess

swag math by GWAL27 November 18, 2017

Text Math 

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

Text Math by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Soft math 

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

Soft math by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used

Man what type of logic is this? Football math?

Football math by Fieryfury March 1, 2020

Darryls Math 

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.

Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.

Darryls Math by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

Bronx Math 

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too

minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out

Bronx Math by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020