Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.

I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.

by Loggingking September 05, 2023

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When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom June 01, 2025

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The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

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Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

by Calabashmonty January 03, 2021

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When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.

“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 06, 2022

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The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse

The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log

by Ralph loran October 19, 2021

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