Definitions by Cmonkey
Log press kiss
A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Log press kiss by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
bacon loop
An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.
bacon loop by cmonkey December 3, 2007