3 definitions by Cmonkey

bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by Cmonkey November 10, 2007

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 19, 2022

jenius

A deliberate misspelling of genius, used ironically to describe someone or something moronic.

Wow, our President is a real jenius.

by Cmonkey September 23, 2007