lecknerd

Someone who is very smart and funny usually athletic but smart at the same time

That guys is a lecknerd

by Goodguy30763 December 23, 2017

Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth June 9, 2018

lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Leeker

an Incontinent senile quasi lawyer, known for defending traitors and making faces that suggest The sudden realization that he just defecated in his depends on national television.

See also: Republican, Giuliani, Treasonous Filth

Rudy Giuliani is a terrible leeker, id rather have Barry Zuckerkorn defend me.

by Hectocotylus July 27, 2018

Lekkertaksi

Lekkertaksi, king among all kings.
The greatest alpha known by mankind currently ruling Bhenchods.

Don't mess with this person.

Mike: "Hey John, have you seen lekkertaksi?"

John: "I don't know Mike, perhaps check the gym".

Mike: "Hey John, have you seen lekkertaksi?"

John: "I don't know Mike, perhaps check the gym".

by Lekkertaksi November 25, 2018

Lekkertaksi

Lekkertaksi, king among all kings.
Known to be the greatest alpha in mankind.

It's too dangerous to give alot of information about this alpha, he could be anywhere.

He is probably fucking your girlfriend right now!

Mike: "Hey John, have you seen Lekkertaksi?".

John: "Ugh, I don't know Mike, we are not supposed to talk about this".

Mike: "Hey John, have you seen Lekkertaksi?".

John: "Ugh, I don't know Mike, we are not supposed to talk about this".

by Lekkertaksi November 25, 2018

Leaker

Leaker-Is a person who spreads rumours and false facts on ya name with no evidence to prove it

Arianna-Yeo i hurd about chu
Jio-Who u hurd it from and what is it
Arianna-ya ex said u cheated on her with mia
Jio-mannn shorty stay leaking shit like i dat shit never happened she cheated on me with George look at these texts
Arianna-wait what's a leaker
Jio-your so slow it's like when someone says sum thats not true

by trxll.pap1k March 17, 2019