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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Xaivor Jones

A bitch as mother fucker with dopey ass hair that looks like yarn.
Oh look theres xaivor jones what a dope he is
by 80019 October 14, 2019
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Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K
Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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liv jones

beautiful and wonderful girl. Sexy inside and out. Hard to not like her.
Omg ! do uno that liv jones she is amazing !
by liverpoolxoooooo November 29, 2017
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Jones

A person who tricks alot, like Viktor Lewander.
"You're Jones!!" "You're Vigge!!"
by vigganduvet February 20, 2017
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Will Jones

S I M P
“That Will Jones kid is such a simp
by lobster1999 September 11, 2020
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