Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.

Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive

by Young ube June 1, 2019

James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline

OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.

by epicgamer91923 May 4, 2020

Johnson

A penis

Let me see your johnson

by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf March 31, 2023

Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.

After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.

by espolax February 11, 2010

Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022