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goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner
"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj
by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016
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JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””
You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”
by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018
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Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
by meh12558 December 3, 2018
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Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
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squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
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Jerk

Dance having to do with your feet, circa 2009 era.
by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
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Jerk Face

jerk face is the definition of someone who uses u and when u get bored they leave.
hey whos the jerk face..?
oh, that's Chris
by tiredofpeople November 6, 2018
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