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Jood

A verb that means to FaceTime.

The term is derived from the iPhone app's icon, which resembles a rubber hot-water bottle called "jood" in Jewish Arabic.
I am preparing to put the tbeet in the oven at the moment. I'll jood you later.
by Miraj9 December 28, 2021
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Joob

A verb that means to FaceTime.
Menashe, I’m about to stick a huge pot of tbeet in the oven; I’ll joob in five hours.
by Miraj9 December 30, 2021
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Joos

Joos is fuckin' hilarious, he laughs at the most random shit. This kid is a Cute, funny, sexy and has a huge cock. Joos is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
"I had such a great night with Joos"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
by Evagreen2705 January 4, 2022
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Joobies

Sar: Joobies!!
ur mom: joobies?
Sar: Joshuas boobies!!!!!
by @STANSEVENTEENLMAO January 6, 2022
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joopoon

i already defined this but is japan when its jes joking
trumpet : JOOPOON
by Frick dude! February 7, 2022
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Joogle

The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.

Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride

Joogle says: auto zone bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.

Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's birthday today and I forgot to get her something.

Joogle says:I got you bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big Brock little cocks big box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one sad looking meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.

Sorry sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.

Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.
by Bblittlec February 19, 2022
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Joogle

The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.

Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride

Joogle says: auto zone bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.

Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's birthday today and I forgot to get her something.

Joogle says:I got you bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big Brock little cocks big box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one sad looking meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.

Sorry sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.

Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.
by Bblittlec February 19, 2022
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