Jeshuran

A Jeshuran is a character from Sinoli's Curry Pot. It was a TV comedy show in the early 70's. Which was later taken down because of poor ratings. He is an Indian business man who works with finances. His favorite meal was to eat curry at Sinoli's Curry Pot.

Bitch! Why can't you be more like a Jeshuran sometimes!

by Joshuran March 5, 2013

jesst

A jesst is a joke made by a girl named Jessica.

Hombre: "Good joke"

Jessica: "That was no ordinary joke, no everyday jest. That. Was a JESSt"

by J.Agnew September 23, 2013

Jesus Shield

People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.

Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!

by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013

jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.

Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.

by SquibbieGuppie October 28, 2013

Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again

Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday

by 10cc July 1, 2016

Jesus's bitch

A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.

Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.

by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017

Jesutomisin

n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.

Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.

Get back here Jesutomisin!
You are so like Jesutomisin!

by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017