selling your home because a guy went inside of it and you're not gay.
“ Carl, you're homeless? What happened?” said Jon. ”Well,” Carl said. ”A dude went inside my house and didn't say no homo so I said No-Home-Bro and I sold it. I may be homeless but at least I'm not gay.”
a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
When a man proceeds to masturbate into a burrito, wrap the burrito around his penis, then engages in anal sex with his partner, and finally pours a cup of Moe's queso dip on his partner's face and licks the queso dip from his or her face.
This term was coined by two long island boys after eating at food establishment Moe's Southwestern Grill, and making countless sex jokes.
YO BRAH!!!! I gave her the most gnarly Home Wrecker last night, she seriously won't be able to enjoy any deliciousmexican fast food EVER AGAIN