Happiness

An emotion that occurs when your significant other is either A) NOT yelling at you. Or B) Making you a sandwich.

Dude, my girl just made me a sandwich. My happiness level could not be higher right now.

by Optimum_Pooper July 9, 2011

Happy New Year

The celebratory point of when a guy pulls his penis out of a vagina then shoots his load all over shouting, "Happy New Year".

After a great sexession Jack pulled out and came all over Janes chest shouting, "Happy New Year".

by Pwise January 13, 2011

Happy Fisherman

When a a fisherman catches a fish and is happy and he sticks his fishing rod into a persons ass

man did you hear about Eric last night he gave Jerry a crazy happy fisherman after he caught that huge trout!

by CoryChisholm January 15, 2008

happy bunny

A drawing of an innocent rabbit saying rather mean things. A big hit with the girls because it must be anoter one of those cryptic things they like to say to be "cool," despite making absolutely no sense.

It's not very clever nor funny.

"Oh, look, Happy Bunny. It's saying 'I'd love you, but right now I hate you.' That's...cute...I guess..."

by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006

happy dance

a dance performed by an animal called the lachlan cameron, a subspecies of asparagus. it involves swinging his girly arms around while kind of jumping on the spot.
possibly a dance to show his hapiness, or a mating ritual, the lachlan often performs this dance to men and young boys

two boys nick and angus, reported to police yesterday that a creature had attacked them by using its swinging arms and a thrusting hip movement. the boys are now in a critical condition. the creature has been descibed as having girly arms and was happily dancing away

by jason hua February 7, 2005

why what happened?

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.

man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????

by Yoav moran March 10, 2005

Happy Bunny

A rude and rather obnoxious bunny whose biting, sarcastic, yet stale remarks could only be viewed as endearing by the empty-headed preteen girls whose shirts they often adorn. He (she? it?) appears to be misandrist, and his/her/its ceaseless grin only adds to the aggravation of millions.

Preteen girl's Happy Bunny t-shirt caption: I know how you feel, I just don't care.

Guy reading it: Well, that's annoying.

Girl: Isn't it cute?

Guy: No. In fact, I am now predisposed to hate women and rabbits alike.

by Somnambulizt March 26, 2010