Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.

Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.

by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020

Goose

A goose is an asshole

I hate Mark, he's such a goose

by West_ May 7, 2020

gooseling

n. Tiny goose. Often an infant but sometimes just small.

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Just saw a very cute gooseling at the pond!

You mean gosling?

No. Gooseling. Do you not read Urban Dictionary?

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration

Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though

by Jordowski June 14, 2020

goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!

by gnostic3 June 22, 2020

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020