Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.

I sonic fisted that guy’s cat cuz it scratched me.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

two fists up

stance of the wisemen; defense wins championships

As they posed for the picture, Nae threw two fists up for the crew.

by naesent May 5, 2024

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.

Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

Fisting

Anything more enjoyable than watching England play rugby

“Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025