dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

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Dylan

A massive pussy who should boot Ella is the face

Guy 1: Pussy

Guy 2: Did you just say Dylan

by Y4kuzai November 24, 2021

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A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.

-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan

by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021

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