coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

by IeatCeral March 3, 2017

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

e-coffee

The table display at the free wifi cafe.

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"

by naninan August 17, 2010

coffee grind

Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.

After he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.

by sweatypig May 28, 2011

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009

coffe

Its something you drink to your breakfest.

Do you want some COffe

by GingerGrill6977 January 25, 2018

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016