A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
Get the Stretched childmug. It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
Get the baby man childmug. A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
by pornsucks June 6, 2019
Get the Child Lockmug. Means the term "Ego Chall(ange)" but misheard, it means basically attacking when you're at a disadvantage. The term got popular in 2022 summer when a Warzone player asked on Reddit what does Eagle Child means as he heard streamers say it all the the time. Since then it's used by the Warzone community as a funnier version of Ego Chall
- I'm gonna Eagle Child these loadout campers
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates
by BracedAcrobat94 January 11, 2025
Get the Eagle Childmug. by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
Get the Child support vending machinemug. childes..gf Is a tiktoker who plays Genshin impact and is in love with a character named childe/tartaglia. She/they may as well be called a “Genshin adict”
by eulamainsupermacy July 2, 2021
Get the childes..gfmug. by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
Get the Bless you childmug.