Greek Cheese

This occurs when you suck an uncircumsized dick and get smegma in your mouth. With the collected smegma in the mouth you then place greek yogurt in the mans asshole. Upon placing the greek yogurt you also mix the smegma and proceed to eat it.

Bro last night Monish gave aayush greek cheese. It was disgusting!

by swagmoney9876 March 2, 2022

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

Waxing the Cheese

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010

break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.

Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!

by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018

Cheese Turtle

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019