choppin 

-the act of being lazy; knowing you have to get up and do something productive with your day, but you would rather sit on the couch and text and watch the history channel and look at facebook.

Jordan, you're choppin hella hard today, let's go play golf or something.

choppin by cgp24 September 21, 2009

Off Chops Sex

Having sex when under the influence of drugs. Usually very messy and lasts several hours due to ecky doodle.

"I'm sore from that off chops sex"

"how good is off chops sex"

Off Chops Sex by poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008

Chopper Reed 

1 - A name used to descibe a very violent and villainous person refering to the most notorious criminal to come out of Australia - 2 - Chopper Reed or Chopper Reid is also an alias used by a thug and crook from the North/East Arkansas and West Tennessee area

The robbery was going smooth until james went all Chopper Reed on the clerks.

Chopper Reed by J R Vance July 17, 2006

wobble chops 

A slang word for the female genitalia which refers to the wobbliness of the lhabia and their resemblance to flimsy pieces of meat.

Look at the wobble chops on that saucy minx.

wobble chops by Kathronicus III October 15, 2008

Chops 

guts, resilience, staying power, of other forms of fortitude.

Peter wanted to come along on the training ride, but didn't have the chops to hang with the group.

Chops by kal-el1122 May 30, 2006

chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log 

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

chopping log by Chris13 February 6, 2008