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anal biscuit 

see turtles head when u need a poo and u av a bit of turd pokin out . u say i got an anal biscuit poking out.
i got an anal bisuit poking out
anal biscuit by ealesy October 8, 2004
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Anal Biatch 

A Biatch who got used for anal sex purposes
Damn Gee, Dat Biatch is definately one, big bootied Anal Biatch

Anal Cheesecake 

When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.
I gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night!!!

anal rind 

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin
"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"
anal rind by Normac September 24, 2006

Anal Punched 

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**
that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend
Anal Punched by Jwynn July 7, 2009

Anal Curd 

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
Anal Curd by Papsalot January 11, 2010