dervish man

a dervish man is a male dhulbahante

he a dervish man..

by readyforthemoon55 August 15, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.

Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?

by 2savge4u October 12, 2017

Snchitzel Man

God it self

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man

by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018

Man Night

Where a few actual bros get together, eat, chill, and do crazy stuff.

dude, man night.

yes.

by rockswim March 28, 2012

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023