Diamond Level Man

A high quality charismatic, caring, strong, masculine man: earning 6 figures whilst having no children m.

Girl I’m sick of these bronze men and all they baby momma drama, I needs me a diamond level man!

by BoyImaTen May 15, 2023

Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.

"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"

by tinydoll May 15, 2023

nah man thats crazy

when somebody does something that you can't describe how dumb or crazy or good it is.

*Quandavius breaks a window*

Dingleton: oh my balls
Lord Balsackios: nah man thats crazy

by quandavius dingle the third May 16, 2023

nah man thats crazy

when somebody does something that you can't describe how dumb or crazy or good it is.

*Quandavius breaks a window*

Dingleton: oh my balls
Lord Balsackios: nah man thats crazy

by quandavius dingle the third May 16, 2023

My man

my man is a slang for a boy you are talking to/dating. whatsoever, you call him my man because you are delusianol.

"girl have you seen my man!"

by draee May 16, 2023

Iron Man

I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him

He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.

Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!

by Flobsmack August 21, 2023