Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022
A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
by Founderofflexandunmatchedskill June 29, 2020
by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017
by Muwuana December 21, 2016
"Yo man did you hit that joint?"
"Yeah man I can't feel my feet I'm soo high!"
"That's that Ricky Mountain Tangerine!"
"Yeah man I can't feel my feet I'm soo high!"
"That's that Ricky Mountain Tangerine!"
by ClarkIsGullible May 7, 2013
Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022