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monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.
by AllieB January 13, 2008
mugGet the monkey bloodmug.

Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011
mugGet the Spunk monkeymug.

Gash Monkey

Miniscule primate that inhabits a lady's special spot, swings from pubiscus and feeds mainly on fanny batter
I'd love to have sex with you but the gash monkey will attack
by Fish and Chips2008 February 26, 2009
mugGet the Gash Monkeymug.

fatass monkey

A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.
by fattfreddie January 15, 2008
mugGet the fatass monkeymug.

monkey button

An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.
Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.
by Joe Physics June 18, 2004
mugGet the monkey buttonmug.

Rusty Monkey

An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 21, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Monkeymug.

jack-monkey

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.
"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"
by Bat-gump June 24, 2006
mugGet the jack-monkeymug.

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