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textaging

a shorter, easier way to say text messaging.

suggested use for adults who wanna sound cooler/ less awkward
"i was textaging my friend the other day"
by guy who farts August 11, 2009
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Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010
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Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
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text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.
by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
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text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
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tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.
person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!
by panpan2 March 13, 2010
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TIME BOMB TEXT

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.
I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.
by DEL415 September 25, 2010
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