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Small-Dik Lightfoot 

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
Small pp Disorder (SPD) by C00chieman September 21, 2020

smallamy 

Da act of a young boy's taking part in two separate "pretend" wedding-ceremonies to two different little girls whom he likes comparably.
Children should indeed be encouraged by their elders to have as many similar-aged friends as possible, but engaging in smallamy might be taking it a bit far.
smallamy by QuacksO September 24, 2020

Small Wang Gang 

This is a gang for people with small wangs
I’m small wang gang for life
Small Wang Gang by SWG FL September 25, 2020

small place 

You are thought so little of, in someone’s mind they picture you to be very tiny and worthless POS, you may be called a “small place” if you mention that Japan is a small place because someone in your theatre class learned Japanese from overdosing on Anime, therefor you say who would want to learn Japanese because Japan is such a small place.
Me- “Who would want to learn Japanese because Japan is such a small place...”

Anime addict- “You’re a small place!”
small place by Brenden McAfee October 21, 2020

smalllegsjason

short legs small feet yea yea i said it
#midget #shortaf #imightbekiddin #smalllegsjason
smalllegsjason by kittykattkate October 25, 2020