(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of
Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third
time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9
Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just
like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody
fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into
Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.