seet as fuck 

A peson/place/thing that is so fucking seet that it is "seet as fuck". This is commonplace when combining seet things, such as being in a seet place with a seet person...etc.

"Damn dude this party is seet as fuck, fucking chad central, let's dip"

seet as fuck by SeetRider February 2, 2010

Sheet meat 

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

Sheet meat by Zonal K September 10, 2019

sheet caking 

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

sheet caking by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017

beeg sheet 

A large poo taken by Gorillas in which are also one of Gorillas' favorite food. AKA: Shit.

OWH BEEG SHEET MAN THATS A BEEG SHEET THERE MAN EAT IT NOW! IT TASTED GOOD!

beeg sheet by Randompedo101 November 20, 2013

sheet 

instead of cussing, sheet is used in place of shit. Not used by gay/Asian people necessarily, used by people who perfer to get past censors or don't like plain out cussing.

Sheet, I lost the money again.

sheet by pseudomon October 20, 2004

Cookie Sheet 

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.

Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.

Cookie Sheet by Omnipawn June 30, 2011

Sheet Clencher 

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

Sheet Clencher by Nickilous October 19, 2005