boner soup

when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.

Guy 1: Dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup.
Guy 2: fag

by whilma hanks April 21, 2010

Alphabet Soup

When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.

John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.

by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011

shit soup

When everything is going wrong, you are now known to be in shit soup!!!

Wife: How did the job interview go today?
Husband: Absolutely fucking terrible, we aint got no money now woman, we be in the shit soup!!!!

by BadBoyBailey August 15, 2012

Hand Job Soup

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.

Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!

by Somanking June 10, 2011

pea soup

A term used to refer to something that is considered awesome or good. Also used during conversation when talking about "hollering" at a girl/boy, making out with a girl/boy, having sex, or any other type of sexual contact.

Shakira is pea soup. Last night this girl stayed over and we made some pea soup.

by Derb July 11, 2003

Alphabet soup

The WORST thing to call a Moroccan person.

Yo you're just a bunch of alphabet soup.

by MoroccoMan February 8, 2017

Alphabet Soup

A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.

"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."

by Wilkmeister69 March 11, 2009