Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Roach

Roach-pesky annoying little hoe ass brat

Aaliyah acts like a roach everyday!🤷 ♀️

by Pettybitchhhhh September 26, 2018

Roach

A bug / what you can call people / insult

Ex: Ew roach Ex: You’re a roach Ex: Roach

by Vinny Day October 13, 2018

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 7, 2018

Roaches

A maid that walkes in your house for free

WOW ITS A MAID IMA CALL IT ROACHES

by ROACHEs on my wall December 19, 2018

Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018