potato logic

A stupid person said to have the logic of a potato

Michael used potato logic to open his computer.

by Novi S November 6, 2013

mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

peeling potatoes

To peel ones potatoes is to relieve oneself of there sexual tension.

I like peeling potatoes once or twice a day depending on what mood im in.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

holy potatoes

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

by KaylaMarie October 29, 2007

Potato

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015