Procrastigasser

People who wait as long as possible before getting has in vehicle. Wives and girlfriends usually wait until their men fill it up.

She ran out of gas because she is a procrastigasser

by Gooder Franklin September 30, 2019

Procrastipuff

Noun procrastipuff or verb procrastipuffing defining Procrastinating by smoking a joint or cigarette or any other smoking substances , and therefore delaying a project , a meeting or any other commitment.

Noun -We decided to clean the garage today but thought it best to have a procrastipuff before starting.

Verb -Marc said :"Where are

Jack and Jill ?"
Julie answered :" out back procrastipuffing "

by Juanna fuqc October 9, 2019

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by way of masturbating.

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.

by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

procrastinating

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.

"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...

by criesinindie November 21, 2019

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrastination

what I'm doing right now

what you're also doing right now

Procrastination

by helpmeIhavea2000wordpaper November 7, 2019

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019