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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
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Dropped bears like a picnic

Bringing the funk; phat phrases or rhymes; great lyrics, a real good time.
You catch (name insert) last night?!
He dropped bears like a picnic!

Or
Did you go to that (place insert)?
It drop like bears at a picnic
by Nursingzombie December 16, 2025
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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.
You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises
Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday
by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026
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a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
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that man must be a Pices

when a man is fickle, has anger issues and can't treat anyone with respect. usually likes the chase and stops trying when they bag the girl. (they belong in the trash, beware ladies)
"he stopped paying attention to me after we finally got together"
"oh sweetie that man must be a pices "
by daddylonglengs February 8, 2023
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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