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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
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Mountain View High School

Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.
rando: “You go to Mountain View High School?”
student: “Yeah dude, it sucks total ass!”
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.
Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.
by auntie tammy January 31, 2024
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Mountain

So, I saw his mountain, I really, really, liked it Jane.
by ItsPigeon July 16, 2016
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Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter
I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.
by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015
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Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.
I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
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