by Gregory IX March 4, 2025

by dragiyn February 15, 2023

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
by ankabara January 12, 2019

by :((((( November 22, 2021

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
by Yakthis April 30, 2023

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
by Krqkan September 24, 2016

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
