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What a fucking waste of your bitch ass time. A horrible mother fucking website.
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Common Core Math

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
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Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.
My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.
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Math

Math is a pain in a neck I rather die than to do math.
Dad: Why are you not doing your math homework
Me: Everything else is nothing like a pig and a dunk combined.
Dad: I like your style.
Me: Ok.... now get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
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Math

Example: exponents... who uses exponents in their daily life, and we have calculators if we need to do math.
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