Jizz 'n' Ched

A popular potato chip flavour in Western Canada.

If you like the taste of giving head, you'll love the taste of Jizz 'n' Ched!

by l.h.l. June 24, 2006

Violate Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013

jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.

Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."

by Slim Jim 3:16 June 21, 2010

Jizz Biscuit

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.

Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.

by THe File Cabinet that Kils you October 24, 2018

Geek Jizzed

Nathan Fillion created a new phrase to add to the geek vocabulary: Geek Jizzed.

It describes what you do when you are so wildly excited about something you explode on it with orgasmic joy.

Nathan Fillion tweeted about a book he loves, "Ex-Heroes" by Peter Clines: "Peter Clines- My 2 favorite things, zombies and superheroes. I geek jizzed on your book. Hurry with the sequel to EX-HEROES!"

by Kcat10 May 6, 2011

Surprise Jizz Theory

The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!

Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!

Steve: What's the SJT?

Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.

by jizzyjizzer August 24, 2008

Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018