Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex on a dick

Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

Goose

Mariah

Mariah is a goose

by heheheheheeehehehehe May 6, 2023

Stupid Goose

when someone does something or say something dumb

look at Hayroon! He’s a stupid goose

by the3sillygooses March 17, 2019

Goose baby

Entanglement

Blood let’s hit the function u see baby right there I’m finna goose baby on daygo bloods

by Mount Miguel G Blad April 3, 2024