Fat Bitch 

Someone who is moribidly obese. Angry at the world. Hates anything that isnt edible especially children. Commonly found in the form of a teacher, principle, and all round bitcher. Is commonly mistaken as a rare breed of whale

"Ms. roberts gave me a zero on my interview because i didnt do only one little part of it."

"Oh yeah, shes a total Fat Bitch"

Fat Bitch by Somekid_in_ms.roberts_class March 7, 2010

Fat Girl Syndrome 

The way in which a young, insecure and fat girl will constantly rant on very loudly about how attractive they think they are.

Cynthia: "I have gigantic tits! They're double D's!"
Leon: "Man, that Cynthia has a serious case of Fat Girl Syndrome."

Fat Girl Syndrome by Octopus Supremo February 14, 2006

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

fat breasted and awful by Brad R December 17, 2006

fat chick magnet 

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.

"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."

fat chick magnet by Michaelson March 3, 2008

fat moment

an embarrassing moment when you realize you are fatter than you thought you were. occurs during unexpected times, such as when you are drying off after a shower.

"Oh god, I had a fat moment today. "

fat moment by bobby rahal December 18, 2008

Fat Fool

A person who is outragiously a fool for no reason whatsoever and always is just stupid and sounds bejubilous in the process.

You are just being a fat fool and need to get away from me.

Fat Fool by msbrean11 July 25, 2009

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

Fat Face Syndrome by Jennahoe October 22, 2009