Bad Candy 

Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").

Kim: I need some chocolate or something.

Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?

Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!

Bad Candy by classikjane September 29, 2010

Nixon Candy 

A term used to discreetly describe hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Dood I got some fresh Nixon Candy in the car, wanna go for a trip?

Nixon Candy by aj December 10, 2003

pillow-candy 

When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)

God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.

pillow-candy by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Oklahoma Nose Candy  

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.

Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.

Oklahoma Nose Candy by bigredk5 October 18, 2008

Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.

"Time to pack some cowboy candy"

Cowboy Candy by paxperse November 8, 2006

Ontario Eye Candy 

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

Ontario Eye Candy by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane 

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011