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Blue MAGA

A term describing the fascist tactics of Bernie Bros, "Blue MAGA" has, predictably, become the latest victim of #Newspeak, and is now used by Putinists as a derogatory term for Democrats who resist Putinists.

Berniecrats described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse Russian war, tax cuts for hedge fund millionaires, clemency for rapists and murderers in the guise of "abolishing prisons," and cuts to the social safety net by Republicans if Democrats are not "pure" enough.

Blue MAGA Berniecrats' main objection to Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness.

Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA Berniecrats despise the most is Vice President Kamala Harris, attacking her with misogynoir, even when their attacks are based on Fox reporters making up lies. Blue MAGA Berniecrats drool over Bernie Sanders, because they see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election theft in 2016, ignoring the facts of Russian interference, which, like Trump, they call the "Russia Hoax" because Putin also actively supported Bernie Sanders. They also swoon to proposals such as Hillarycare, which Bernie tanked in the 1990s and then rebranded as "Medicare for All."
Antifa: I'm so happy that Biden is president now! I can't wait to start fixing what was broken, and then make progress that benefits EVERYONE, regardless of race, sex, gender, sexuality, income, et al.

Blue MAGA: But what about the student loans of rich kids who earn $100,000 per year or more???

Antifa: Shouldn't the priority be to CONTINUE cancelling debt for people who REALLY need it, and then using the trillion dollars you want to give to the rich to make sure EVERY child in the US gets a quality PreK-12 education?

Blue MAGA: You mean, like Black kids? Naw, why bother -- #PLCAA will mean those kids will probably get shot up anyway.

Antifa: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!

Blue MAGA: That's Blue MAGA for you... Oh well, let's go back to attacking every Black person on Twitter as "KHive," and then when Black people complain, say we're talking about white women who eat brunch.
by the modhatter August 4, 2022
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Blue shirt

Jail guard, cop, security guard, etc.
Someone with power over you in a controlled surroundings
Keep an eye on the blue shirt while I do this....
by Damanite February 5, 2010
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blue rinse

a hair do for old ladies. The process involves running a light blue dye through grey hair.In a hope that it'll make the apperance younger.Very popular with the senior citizens of the UK.
man,your granny's got a heavy blue rinse.
by big pete26 June 16, 2006
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Blue hair

Blue hair are the true colors ( pun intended) of a liberal/feminist/homosexual. Green hair is also an option or any sort of color. These are the types of assholes to yell "BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER!" over and over in your face if you are not wearing a mask. They will also shout it at black people too.
Liberal white woman: BLACK LIVES MATTER! YOUR NOT WEARING A MASK! BLACK LIVES MATTER! WEAR YOUR MASK! WEAR YOUR MASK!

Black man: What🤣? Stop hitting me. You have blue hair and your screaming black lives matter when I'm black!
by Skyrim550 January 27, 2022
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blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.
I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.
by JC October 16, 2004
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blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015
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Blue Meanie

Blue Meanie is a slang term for 10mg of adderall, which are blue.
"Hey Matt, do you have any blue meanies?"
by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005
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