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Blind pee shot

(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.
I always spray it everywhere from a blind pee shot.
by Edo77 April 24, 2025
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Blindwiping

The act of wiping one's ass and dropping the soiled tissue straight into the toilet without inspecting it thus not knowing when one's ass is clean and poo free.
"Have you seen Simon's underwear, they're always full of skid-marks"

"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"
by Crixxus July 19, 2025
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Blindrift

Blindrift

Definition (English):
The delayed realization that someone you distrusted or envied—mostly because others influenced you—was actually genuine and well-meaning.

. Harshit bhatnagar
*. *Even after years of thinking Riya was selfish, Harshit realized he was wrong. He had judged her based on what others said. It was a complete Blindrift
by Bharshit July 21, 2025
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Blind bunny

A female in a duck blind usually some duck hunter girl friend or wife
That chick is hot yea she dudes blind bunny
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
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Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind
Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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blindeye

a quality in a person or perspective regarding something subjective due to their own social and/or personal bias
" I think you have too much blindeye on this"

"How you feel about them is giving you blindeye, man"
by zenstoner December 14, 2025
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