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Blindwiping

The act of wiping one's ass and dropping the soiled tissue straight into the toilet without inspecting it thus not knowing when one's ass is clean and poo free.
"Have you seen Simon's underwear, they're always full of skid-marks"

"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"
by Crixxus July 19, 2025
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blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
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