When you drop your girlfriend off from a date and you been holding back from ripping ass. after you drop her off you begin ripping ass for a whole mile.
by Jamie O'Thompson August 8, 2006
Get the happy milemug. When a man only seems to be thinking about one thing...dick. Looking at dick, stroking a dick, smelling dick, and sucking dick.
Josh and Wayne are two of John's co-workers at the office. After seeing John whistling on his way out of the office at lunch, his two co-workers have a discrete chat.
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
by Happy Wolf July 12, 2010
Get the hose happymug. Another name for a Bounce-blower, which is a device used to cover up the scent of marijuana. Essentially, a happy-hoot is a spent toilet-paper roll with a sheet of fabric softener folded over one end (usually held in place with an elastic). It is recommended that the user also stuff a few extra sheets into the shaft of the roll, in order to help dissolve the scent.
Worried that his parents would find out he smoked pot, Alex secretly made a happy-hoot for his enjoyment.
by Zoomster April 23, 2006
Get the happy-hootmug. This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.
by slimslow September 8, 2006
Get the happy mealmug. hipster way of saying "Happy birthday." Mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of Canada. Origin of "Bidet" unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous "Auto correct" but this idea is largely disputed.
"Happy Bidet Mang! Wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?"
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
by The Gilf October 28, 2013
Get the Happy Bidetmug. by Captain Beef March 13, 2005
Get the happy juicemug. Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)
Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.
Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.
by thequee June 28, 2011
Get the De Happiesmug.