deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.

“What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”

by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020

10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson

"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"

by Jennerrr April 25, 2022

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025