"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"
by Pee Bag September 2, 2016
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An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!
by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011
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Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist
by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019
Get the Asshole Freak mug.I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.
by jimmybomm October 5, 2020
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